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Junior at WSSU, born in Harrisburg, PA raised in Greensboro, NC. Blunt, Funny, Real, sweet, vulgar, Intelligent, gangsta, bossy, nerdy, sexually liberated, poetic, lyrical, passive-aggressive...as you can see, my life is one big ass paradox.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
[Image Description: 4 people smiling and standing in a park, barricades behind them, one holds a sign that reads:
I AM AN IMMIGRANT
I CAME TO TAKE YOUR JOB
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE ONE]
their smiles are the best part of it
OH MY GOD LMAO
BUUUUURN. HAHAHAAA OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
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Don’t Panic, This Is Just a Test
Fact: I can gauge how attracted I am to a man by how badly I want to sit on his face
That being said, this nigga right here, would be smothered without a second thought
^^Agreed^^
fuck yo instructions
dis real nigga creation here
Precious Natural Babygirl
unfortunately this applies to many of my best friends. wow.
gpoy
2Pac: And since we all came from a woman, got our name from a woman and our game from a woman, I wonder why we take from our women. Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies that make the babies. And since a man can't make one, he has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one.
Jay-Z: Silly rappers, because we got a couple Porsches, MTV stopped by to film our fortresses. We forget the unfortunate. Sure I ponied up a mill, but I didn't give my time. So in reality I didn't give a dime, or a damn. I just put my monies in the hands of the same people that left my people stranded. Nothin' but a bandit, left them folks abandoned. Damn, that money that we gave was just a band-aid, can't say we better off than we was before.
Kanye West: Is it genocide? 'Cause I can still hear his momma cry, know the family traumatized. Shots left holes in his face, 'bout piranha-size. The old pastor closed the cold casket, and said the church ain’t got enough room for all the tombs. It’s a war going on outside we ain’t safe from, I feel the pain in my city wherever I go. 314 soldiers died in Iraq, 509 died in Chicago.
Mos Def: When the average minimum wage is $5.15, you best believe you gotta find a new grind to get cream. The white unemployment rate, is nearly more than triple for black so frontliners got they gun in your back. Bubblin crack, jewel theft and robbery to combat poverty and end up in the global jail economy. Stiffer stipulations attached to each sentence. Budget cutbacks but increased police presence. And even if you get out of prison still livin join the other five million under state supervision. This is business, no faces just lines and statistics from your phone, your zip code, to S-S-I digits. The system break man child and women into figures. Two columns for who is, and who ain't niggaz. Numbers is hardly real and they never have feelings but you push too hard, even numbers got limits. Why did one straw break the camel's back? Here's the secret: the million other straws underneath it - it's all mathematics
Lupe Fiasco: I really think the war on terror is a bunch of bullshit. Just a poor excuse for you to use up all your bullets. How much money does it take to really make a full clip. 9/11 building 7 did they really pull it. And a bunch of other cover ups. Your childs future was the first to go with budget cuts. If you think that hurts then, wait here comes the uppercut. The school was garbage in the first place, thats on the up and up. Keep you at the bottom but tease you with the uppercrust. You get it then they move you so you never keeping up enough. If you turn on TV all you see’s a bunch of “what the fucks”. Dude is dating so and so blabbering bout such and such. And that aint Jersey Shore, homie thats the news. And these the same people that supposed to be telling us the truth. Limbaugh is a racist, Glenn Beck is a racist. Gaza strip was getting bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. Thats why I aint vote for him, next one either. I’ma part of the problem, my problem is I’m peaceful. And I believe in the people.
Eminem: I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check, Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt. Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged full of venom and rage, And my daughter's down to her last diaper. I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer.These overnight stars becoming autograph signers.We all long to blow up and leave the past behind us. Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless. My life is full of empty promises and broken dreams. I'm hoping things will look up, But there ain't no job openings.I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished. Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished...And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay.And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day. But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game play. Cause when we die we know were all going the same way. Walk around depressed and smoke a pound of ses a day and yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today. My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play. Live half my life and throw the rest away.
Then there's Lil Wayne and his crew who make it look bad:
Lil Wayne: I like my house big and my grass soft pussy pussy pussy.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe.
Tyga: Got yo grandma on my dick, 10 10 10 20's.
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Young Women of Color in Mattel’s American Girl(s) series:
- Addy: Addy Walker was the fifth Historical Character of the American Girls, representing the Enslavement and Civil War Era. Addy’s series of books was released in Fall 1993.
- Josefina: Josefina Montoya was the sixth of the Historical Characters of the American Girl Dolls, representing the history of New Mexico under Mexican Rule (prior to ownership by the United States after the Mexican-American War). Josefina was introduced to the American Girls Collection in September 1997.
- Kaya: Kaya’aton’my was the eighth Historical Character of the American Girls, representing early Native America. Kaya was released in 2002. Her stories are set prior to permanent settlement of the area by Caucasians. The stories are post-Western contact, as evidenced by the fact the tribe has horses and her grandmother has pock-marks from prior contact that has led to disease.
- Cécile: Cécile Rey was the eleventh Historical Character of the American Girls, representing 1850s New Orleans. Cécile was released in 2011 along with Marie-Grace Gardner.
- Ivy: Ivy Ling was the fourth Best Friend released; she is the “Best Friend” of Julie Albright. Ivy Ling (nicknamed “Poison Ivy” by Julie) is a ten-year-old Chinese-American girl who wants to make her family proud. She loves gymnastics and hates to mess up in front of a crowd. Although Ivy seems to have a deep connection to her Chinese heritage, Chinese school is somewhat boring to her and she doesn’t like to eat Chinese food every single day. But by the end of her book, Good Luck, Ivy, Ivy learns the value of having Chinese background.
- Marisol: Marisol Luna was the third Girl of the Year doll released by the American Girl Doll company. She was released in 2005. Marisol Luna is a Latina girl who, at the start of the book, lives in Pilsen which is a neighborhood in Chicago, Illinois. She lives with her father and mother in the very Latino-influenced neighborhood. She is bitterly disappointed when they choose to move away from her neighborhood to Des Plaines, a suburb. Not only will she be leaving her home, but her new neighborhood does not have a dance studio for her to practice at.
- Kannai: Kanani Akina is the ninth Girl of the Year released by the American Girl Doll company. She was released in 2011. Kanani is a ten-year-old girl living on Kaua’i, the geologically oldest island of Hawai’i. She helps her family run a popular shave ice shop and is passionate about helping people by sharing the Aloha spirit and protecting Hawaiian wildlife, such as the Hawaiian monk seal. She has a rooster named Jinx, a dog named Barksee, and a goat named Mochi.
- Jess: Jess Akiko McConnell was the fourth Girl of the Year released by the American Girl Doll company. She was released in 2006 and is of Japanese-Scottish descent. Jess Akiko McConnell is the ten-year-old daughter of two archaeologists fro
I used to LIVE for this series….oh the memories.
Phylicia Rashād by Bill Lathan, 1974.
<3 her!
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
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lmfao this nigga is spot on
DALTON. PREPARE TO SPIT OUT YOUR CHAMPAGNE, BOY.
This fucking guy!!!! uncanny!
I am glad he is in the SNL cast. He deserves it. This was too funny!
LMAOOOOOOOO
He sounded exactly like EVERYONE!
THIS IS SO DAMN ACCURATEEEE OMG
omg amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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